Smooth Talk: 75 Waxing Quotes That’ll Make You Smile
Welcome to our collection of best waxing quotes!
Are you curious about waxing and the funny and smart things people say about it? Well, waxing is how we get smooth skin, even though it can sometimes be a little uncomfortable.
But did you know there are quotes about waxing that capture the ups and downs of this beauty routine? Whether you’re a waxing pro or thinking about trying it for the first time, our collection of quotes will make you laugh and think.
Famous Waxing Quotes
#1
“Waxing: Where pain meets beauty, and beauty wins.”
#2
“Waxing is my therapy. Who needs a shrink when you have a waxing appointment?”
#3
“Waxing removes hair, not confidence.”
#4
“The skin you’re in today is the only skin you will ever have.”
#5
“Waxing is not just a treatment, it’s a form of self-love.”
#6
“Smooth skin is always in!”
#7
“I tell my girlfriends – ‘Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.'” ~ Isla Fisher
#8
“A little wax goes a long way.“
#9
“Waxing is just the grown-up version of playing with sticky tape.”
#10
“Waxing is like a magic trick, but instead of rabbits, you make hair disappear!”
#11
“Waxing may be painful, but so is being hairy!”
#12
“Time waxing old can many a lesson teach.” ~ Aeschylus
#13
“Bare your beauty with pride, every time.“
#14
“Say goodbye to fuzz, hello to fabulous.”
#15
“Waxing: because sometimes shaving just doesn’t cut it.”
#16
“It’s never too soon to start prepping for bikini season.“
#17
“Waxing – the perfect way to pamper yourself and feel great about your skin.”
#18
“I don’t need a knight in shining armor; I need a waxing technician with a pot of hot wax!”
#19
“Waxing is the art of removing hair from where it’s not wanted. Van Gogh would be proud!”
#20
“Beauty begins with smooth skin.”
#21
“My friend, Sue Ann, in college pulled me aside and said, ‘Honey I love you but you have got to start waxing your eyebrows. They look wild!’ So thank you , that kinda changed my life.” ~ Angela Kinsey
#22
“Silky soft, with waxing aloft“
#23
“Smooth as silk, thanks to the waxing wizardry.”
#24
“Confidence is key, and waxing can give you that boost you need.”
#25
“A little pain for a lot of gain – the waxing mantra.”
#26
“Unleash your inner goddess with a waxing session.”
#27
“As for waxing, I’ve never waxed in my life and I never would. I’m extremely Welsh, so I draw the line at removing body hair.” ~ Matthew Rhys
#28
“Waxing, the best way to show off your skin.“
#29
“Who needs a superhero when you have a waxing expert?”
#30
“Waxing: for when you need to get to the root of it all.”
Wise Waxing Quotes (Sayings)
#31
“Life is too short to have prickly skin.”
#32
“Waxing isn’t for the faint of heart, but it’s definitely for the smooth of skin.”
#33
“Waxing: because shaving is just a temporary fix.”
#35
“Smooth skin is just a wax away.“
#36
“Waxing: because shaving is so yesterday.”
#37
“In a world full of razors, be a waxing enthusiast.
#38
“Waxing may bring tears to your eyes, but the end result will bring a smile to your face.”
#39
“Waxing is self-care, not vanity.”
#40
“Beauty is pain, but with waxing, it’s a temporary kind of pain.”
#41
“Waxing – because life’s too short to have fuzzy legs.”
#42
“Get ready to rock your favorite swimsuit with a waxing session.”
#43
“Smooth, sexy, and confident, with waxing’s essence”
#44
“The road to smoothness is paved with wax.”
#45
“Perfection takes time, dedication, and a little bit of wax.”
#46
“Waxing: because shaving is for tires.”
#47
“Waxing is like a mini-vacation for your hair – it leaves, and you come back refreshed!”
#48
“Waxing is the original ‘hair-be-gone’ technique.”
#49
“No hair, no worries! Waxing is the solution.”
#50
“Smooth as satin, with waxing’s sweeten“
More Quotes and Sayings about Waxing
#51
“Waxing – where beauty meets bravery.”
#52
“Waxing: the one thing you’ll never regret investing in.”
#53
“Roses are red, violets are blue, waxing is painful, but it’s worth it for you!”
#54
“Waxing: The art of letting go…of hair.”
#55
“Life is too short for razor burn, choose waxing.”
#56
“Wax it smooth, let your beauty groove“
#57
“Dare to bare, love to wax.”
#58
“If it’s not moving, wax it.”
#59
“Be bold, be bare.”
#60
“A wax a day keeps the razor away.”
#61
“Bare your beauty with confidence.“
#62
“Smooth skin, big grin.”
#63
“Beauty is pain, but a little bit of discomfort is worth it.”
#64
“Wax on, stress off.”
#65
“Get beach ready with us!“
#66
“Arch perfection, coming right up!”
#67
“Waxed and ready for anything.”
#68
“Waxing: it’s not just for the ladies.”
#69
“Smooth sailing, with waxing’s prevailing“
#70
“Bare it all with confidence
#71
“Sure, it hurts, but beauty is pain.”
#72
“If you want to feel beautiful, start with smooth skin.”
#73
“Experience the joy of smooth, with waxing’s employ“
#74
“Waxing: the only pain that leads to gain.”
#75
“No hair left behind!“
Waxing isn’t just about getting rid of hair; it’s about embracing your own kind of beautiful. These quotes remind us that the journey to smooth skin can be both amusing and inspiring.
So, the next time you head to the salon for a waxing session, remember these words of wisdom. They may just make the experience a bit more enjoyable and help you appreciate the beauty in being yourself.
Happy waxing and stay confident!
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