80 Funny Skiing Quotes
Are you ready to embark on a journey of laughter amidst the snow-covered peaks? In this post, we’re diving headfirst into the world of skiing with our collection of ‘Funny Skiing Quotes.’
Whether you’re a seasoned ski enthusiast, a fearless snowboarder, or a rookie braving your first run down the mountain, these humorous quotes are bound to tickle your funny bone and make your day on the slopes even more enjoyable.
Whether you’re sharing these quotes with friends during an après-ski session or simply enjoying a good laugh on your own, our selection promises to add a touch of humor to your snowy escapades.
So, let’s hit the slopes with a smile and embark on this journey of slope-side hilarity!”
Ski Funny Quotes
#1
“Skiing is the only sport where you pay an arm and a leg to break both your legs and arms.”
#2
“Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method.”
#3
“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.” ~ Dave Barry
#4
“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking trees down with your face.” ~ Dave Barry
#5
“You won’t get hurt skiing if you don’t fall” ~ Warren Miller
#6
“Life is like skiing. Just like skiing, the goal is not to get to the bottom of the hill. It’s to have a bunch of good runs before the sun sets.” ~ Seth Godin
#7
“I’m just here for the hot cocoa and après-ski. Skiing is optional.”
#8
“Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.”
#9
“Skiing is my cardio. Well, that and trying to find my way back to the lodge.”
#10
“In skiing, there are no friends on a powder day, just a bunch of strangers fighting for the same fresh tracks.”
#11
“I have a love-hate relationship with skiing. I love the thrill, hate the sore muscles the next day.”
#12
“Skiing is expensive, but it’s cheaper than therapy.”
#13
“If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some.” ~ Bob Barnes
#14
“You should learn to ski this year because next year, you’ll be one year older when you do” ~ Warren Miller
#15
“When you are too confident, that’s when you hurt yourself” ~ Candide Thorax
#16
“When you’re skiing, if you’re not falling, you’re not trying.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld
#17
“Skiing is the art of catching your edges and pretending you meant to do that.”
#18
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my epic yard sale moves on the slopes.”
#19
“Skiing is the only time it’s socially acceptable to yell ‘I NEED SOME POWDER!’ in public.”
#20
“Skiing is the perfect excuse to wear a onesie and pretend you’re a grown-up.”
#21
“The secret to good skiing? Patience. Powder doesn’t come to those who rush.”
#22
“When hell freezes over, I’ll ski there too.”
#23
“People weren’t meant to fly, that’s why we make kickers.” ~ Warren Miller
#24
“Just because I slept with you, doesn’t mean I have to ski with you”
#25
“It’s better to go skiing and think of God than go to church and think of sport” ~ Fridtjof Nansen
#26
“Skiing is the next best thing to having wings.” ~ Oprah Winfrey
#27
“I may not always stick the landing, but at least I stick to the slopes!”
#28
“Skiing is like life, it’s all about enjoying the ride while avoiding the trees!”
#29
“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a ski pass, which is pretty darn close.”
#30
“If you fall on the slopes and nobody else is around to see it, did you really fall?”
Jokes Funny Ski Quotes
#31
“Skiing is the only time being on thin ice is a good thing.”
#32
“A bad day on the slopes is still better than a good day at work!”
#33
“Skiing is a lot like life. You have to go down the hill to get back up.”
#35
“Skiing is the fastest way to make your wallet as empty as the tank of gas on your drive to the mountain.”
#36
“Skiing is a great way to test your reflexes and coordination while looking like a majestic snow monster!”
#37
“If it’s too steep, you are too old.”
#38
“Just ski down there and jump off something for cryin’ out loud.” ~ Shane Mcconkey/Saucerboy
#39
“There are two types of snow. Good and Good for you.” ~ Bob Barnes
#40
“For me, skiing is a physical necessity. I have a need for risk” ~ Jean-Marie Messier
#41
“Skiing: the only time it’s acceptable to eat snow off the ground and call it ‘powder’ cuisine.”
#42
“People wonder why skiers have such great calf muscles. It’s because we spend half our time getting up from falls!”
#43
“They say practice makes perfect, but in skiing, practice just makes for a sore butt.”
#44
“You know you’ve truly reached enlightenment when you can ski with a beer in hand and still look graceful.”
#45
“Skiing is a socially acceptable way to dress like a super villain and zoom down a mountain.”
#46
“Skiing: The art of catching a cold and going bankrupt while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.”
#47
“Why did the ski instructor break up with the lift? It just wasn’t uplifting enough!”
#48
“Skiing: It’s all downhill from here… literally!”
#49
“Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country” ~ Steven Wright
#50
“About skiing in a milk bottle(zero visibility)…. If you can’t see it, you’ll feel it.” ~ Squatty
Skiing Quotes Funny
#51
“When hell freezes over, I’ll ski there too.“
#52
“I love skiing because it’s like riding a roller coaster without the long lines.”
#53
“Skiing isn’t just a sport, it’s a way of life… a very expensive way of life.”
#54
“Skiing is the only time falling on your face is considered a success.”
#55
“Skiing is nature’s way of punishing perfectionists who think they can control everything.”
#56
“Skiing: The shorter the run, the longer the lift line!”
#57
“Skiing is the best way in the world to waste time” ~ Glen Plake
#58
“My life is a constant battle between wanting to ski and wanting to stay warm.”
#59
“Skiing: The art of gracefully sliding down a mountain imagining you’re a pro… until you faceplant.”
#60
“My winter motto: Ski hard, nap harder.”
#61
“Why do skiers make terrible spies? Because they always get caught in the powder.”
#62
“My favorite winter activity? Apres-ski. It’s skiing for lazy people.”
#63
“My favorite winter sport is watching snow fall from the comfort of my living room.”
#64
“Skiing: the only time you can fly without wings and without a parachute!”
#65
“Skiing is the only time being flat on your back is a good thing!”
#66
“Snowflakes are like kisses from heaven, but sometimes they come in the form of a face plant.”
#67
“Skiing is all about sliding gracefully down a mountain while praying your boots stay attached to your skis.”
#68
“Skiing: the only workout where you burn calories and money at the same time.”
#69
“Skiing is the sport of choice for people who want to get slapped by trees and have a good time doing it.”
#70
“The mountain doesn’t discriminate – it will knock down skiers of all shapes, sizes, and skill levels equally.”
#71
“Skiing is the reason I have trust issues with snow.”
#72
“Skiing is the only time where you can travel thousands of miles to end up where you started.”
#73
“Skiing is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, and occasionally, it leaves you with a headache.”
#74
“Skiing is the art of freezing your nose and boiling your toes.”
#75
“Life is better on skis. It’s just downhill from there.”
#76
“Why do skiers make great mathematicians? Because they’re always looking for the slope.”
#77
“Skiing is just like riding a bike, except the bike is on snow, the snow is on a mountain, and the mountain is on fire.”
#78
“I can’t control the weather, but I can control how many layers I wear while skiing.”
#79
“Why do skiers make terrible poker players? Because they always give away their tells on the slopes.”
#80
“Skiing: the sport that proves it’s possible to be freezing and sweating at the same time.”
These “Funny Skiing Quotes” show that skiing is not just about skiing itself; it’s also about having a good laugh with friends. So, the next time you hit the slopes, don’t forget to enjoy the funny side of skiing.
Whether you’re an expert or just starting out, these quotes remind us that skiing is not just about skiing but also about the fun and happiness it brings.
