100+ Funny Sewing Quotes
Welcome to our curated collection of “100+ Funny Sewing Quotes”!
Oh, those silly threads! Sewing can be quite tricky sometimes. All of us who sew have experienced it – struggling with tangled threads, getting pricked by needles, or seeing our beautiful pattern turn into a mess. Sewing mishaps happen to all of us!
But don’t worry! We have gathered some funny and relatable quotes that will make you laugh through any sewing mistake. These wise words understand the challenges and difficulties every sewing enthusiast faces. Whether you’re a beginner or an expert, you’ll find plenty of humor here!
So, the next time you find yourself using your seam ripper more than your sewing machine, take a look at these quotes! They will help you find the humor in situations when things fall apart. Because us sewing ladies need to support each other, right?
Now, grab your fabrics and let’s have some fun! These quotes remind us that sewing should always bring a smile to our faces, no matter how things turn out.
Best Funny Sewing Quotes
#1
“Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness.”
#2
“I’m a material girl. Want to see my fabric stash?”
#3
“Sew much fabric, sew little time.”
#4
“Keep calm and carry yarn.”
#5
“Sewing mends the soul.”
#6
“My soul is fed with needle and thread.”
#7
“Sewing forever, housework whenever.”
#8
“I sew, therefore I swear.”
#9
“Sewing is something you do to calm you, to relax you.” – Lainie Myklebust
#10
“There should be an extra day of the week called sew day.” – Makerist
#11
“Sewing is cheaper than therapy.”
#12
“I’m not hoarding fabric, I’m just doing a fabric fast.”
#13
“Eat. Sleep. Sew. Repeat.”
#14
“Stitch your stress away.”
#15
“May your bobbin always be full.”
#16
“Happiness is a well-stocked sewing basket.”
#17
“Sewist: Like a sewing artist, but with less mess.”
#18
“The only place where housework comes before needlework is in the dictionary.”
#19
“The soul of the artist cannot remain hidden.” – Henri J.M Nouwen
#20
“Stitching is relaxing, especially when you throw out all the rules!” – Liz Kettle
#21
“A stitch in time saves nine… or just gives you an excuse to buy more fabric.”
#22
“I’m in a relationship with my sewing machine.”
#23
“Sewing: Because punching people is frowned upon.”
#24
“Cut twice, measure once, and it’s still too short.”
#25
“Who needs a therapist when you have a sewing machine?”
#26
“Sewing: It’s not a hobby, it’s a post-apocalyptic life skill.”
#27
“When life gives you scraps, make a quilt.”
#28
“Sewing teaches you patience, perseverance, and the value of a good seam ripper.”
#29
“I’m not buying fabric, I’m adopting it.”
#30
“Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets.”
#31
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of her sewing machine, asking it to love her.”
#32
“I think sewing is a miracle. You can make something out of nothing.” – Christian Dior
#33
“Quilting is my cardio.”
#35
“I’m not distracted by shiny things, just by shiny fabric.”
Sewing Quotes Funny
#36
“Sewing is like magic. You start with nothing and end up with something.”
#37
“My sewing space isn’t messy. It’s an obstacle course designed by fabric.”
#38
“Sewing: The fine art of getting fabric to do what you want it to.”
#39
“Life is too short to use ugly fabric.”
#40
“I really hate sewing. Want to see my stitches? Neither do I.”
#41
“Sewists don’t die. They just lose their thread and come unraveled.”
#42
“I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a singer.” – Frank Carson
#43
“To be creative is to let little pieces of your heart go and place them into each project you make.” – Pat Bravo
#44
“Beautiful things come together, one stitch at a time.”
#45
“Cut once, cut twice, swear, throw it out, start over.”
#46
“My sewing room is my happy place!”
#47
“I’m not shouting at the sewing machine, I’m shouting at the fabric!”
#48
“Sewists have the right to arm themselves…with sticky fabric.”
#49
“Friends don’t let friends cut fabric while drunk.”
#50
“Sewists come with their own warning labels.”
#51
“Well-behaved women seldom make history but they do make some really nice clothes.”
#52
“I sew because of the voices. The fabric talks to me.”
#53
“I wasn’t always this fabulous. It took a whole lot of sewing.”
#54
“Sewing keeps me sane, and that’s questionable some days.”
#55
“Sewists know all the shortcuts in life…like how to hide a body.”
#56
“Sewing Tip: Iron your fabric well before cutting to avoid tears.”
#57
“I don’t have a sewing problem, I have a fabric stash issue.”
#58
“Sewing: cheaper than therapy, safer than drinking.”
#59
“Sewists know how to keep their mouths shut. Mostly because they always have pins in them.”
#60
“My husband told me I had to stop buying fabric. Good thing he didn’t say anything about thread!”
#61
“If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.”
#62
“As I get older, the more I stay in and sew is terrifying.”
#63
“If I stitch fast enough, does it as aerobic exercise?”
#64
“Fabric is so addictive that it should be a controlled substance.“
#65
“We live in a web of ideas, a fabric of our own making.” – Joseph Chilton Pearce
#66
“No matter how it looks from the outside, everything that is made by hand requires a lifetime of effort.” – Kit Dunsmore
#67
“In crafting there are no mistakes just unique creations.”
#68
“My soul is fed with a needle and thread.”
#69
“I turn fabric and thread into quilts. What’s your superpower?“
#70
“Fabric shopping counts as cardio, right?”
Funny Quotes About Sewing
#71
“When life gives you scraps, make a quilt.”
#72
“Measure twice, cut once, swear, start again.”
#73
“Cutting fabric… now that’s the scary part.”
#74
“It’s all fun and games until the bobbin runs out.“
#75
“You can sew your own curtain to remain hidden from the dark side of the world. ” – Munia Khan
#76
“I may look like I’m listening to you, but in my head, I’m sewing.”
#77
“Sewing room: Enter at your own risk.”
#78
“You know you are a quilter if your ironing board is always set up, but you never iron clothes“
#79
“Habit is a cable; we weave a thread each day, and at last we cannot break it.” – Horace Mann
#80
“In my dream world, fabric is free and sewing makes you thin.” – Flower Box Quilts
#81
“You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” – Maya Angelou
#82
“Quilters come with strings attached.”
#83
“Blessed are the children of quilters, for they shall inherit the quilts.
#84
“Quilting is my passion (chocolate comes in a close second).”
#85
“I’m not addicted to fabric. We’re just in a committed relationship.”
#86
“I see a fabric I adore, and suddenly, it’s a maddening, obsessive love affair.”
#87
“Who needs a therapist when you own a sewing machine?”
#88
“Sewing is not a hobby, it’s a survival skill.”
#89
“Of course I talk to myself when I craft. Sometimes I need expert advice.“
#90
“Quilting: The art of cutting perfectly good fabric into little pieces, then sewing them back together again.” –
#91
“All you need is love. And a sewing machine.”
#92
“You can’t scare me, I sew my own clothes!
More Funny Sewing Quotes
#93
“When in doubt, add more fabric.”
#94
“So many fabrics, so little time!”
#95
“I’m on a fabric diet but I’ve already cheated three times today.”
#96
“I have a PHD in sewing: Projects Half Done!”
#97
“One yard of fabric, like one cookie, is never enough!”
#98
“Gather the threads of your life and stitch them into joy.”
#99
“The soul of the artist cannot remain hidden.” – Henri J.M Nouwen
#100
“My work comes to life when the thread goes on top of the fabric.” – Lucy Silliman
#101
“I Googled my symptoms turns out I need to sew more.”
#103
“I feel like I should clean the house so I am going to my craft room to play until the feeling passes.“
#104
“If you don’t have experience sewing, start with that, because that will inform what you are able to design.” – Tim Gunn
#105
“The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.” – Mason Cooley
#106
“I think sewing is a stress release. I’m not sure people are born quilters, but I do think it’s in their make? Up to get such joy from it. It’s a way to express yourself.” – Connie Baker
And there you have it, some of the funniest sewing quotes that will bring a smile to our crafty lives. Whether you’re an experienced seamstress or a beginner just starting out, we all understand the joys and challenges that come with this creative journey. These funny sayings remind us to not take things too seriously and to find happiness and laughter in every stitch.
So, the next time you find yourself in a mess of thread or overwhelmed by a pile of fabric, remember these quotes and let them brighten your day.
Because a day filled with laughter and sewing is always a day well spent! Keep sewing, keep laughing, and let your creativity flow.
