67 Funny Self Love Quotes
There are times when we just need to laugh at ourselves. We can feel less alone when we read funny self-love quotes that make us laugh. Many people out there need to be reminded just how amazing they are. There’s nothing better than a little laughter in this crazy world.
Our collection of self-love quotes consists of both lighthearted and funny ones. You can write these on sticky notes or in a journal or planner. You get a funny reminder throughout the day that you’re worth it
#1
“Make someone smile every day. Don’t forget, you’re someone too.”
#2
“Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it.”
#3
“Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel.”
#4
“The goal is to be more in love with you than you were yesterday.”
#5
“You’re your own teacher. Give yourself the extra credit today.”
#6
“You were born to be real, not to be perfect.”
#7
“Don’t look back. You’re not going that way.”
#8
“If you’re searching for the person to change your life for the better, then take a look in the mirror.”
#9
“Your speed doesn’t matter, forward is forward.”
#10
“It is what it is, but it will become what you make it.”
#11
“I’m the only person that I should like and know thoroughly.”
#12
“You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t tacos.”
#13
“It’s not your job to like me… that’s my job!”
#14
“If it makes you happy, it doesn’t have to make sense to everyone else.”
#15
“In a society that profits from self-doubt, loving yourself is an act of rebellion. Be a rebel.”
#16
“Today’s a good day to start making a difference in your own life.”
#17
“Ignore the rain. Look for the rainbow.”
#18
“Your speed doesn’t matter, forward is forward.”
#19
“Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.”
#20
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
#21
“One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
#22
“You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.”
#23
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
#24
“Your problem is you’re … too busy holding onto your unworthiness.”
#25
“I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.”
#26
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”
#27
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
#28
“The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.”
#29
“We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.”
#30
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
#31
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”
#32
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
#33
“When I was around 18, I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re either going to love yourself or hate yourself.’ And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things.”
#34
“I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be?”
#35
“Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.”
#36
“Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.”
#37
“The things that make me different are the things that make me me.”
#38
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
#39
“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”
#40
“Don’t belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself.”
#41
“It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.”
#42
“I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore, I learnt to dress myself.”
#43
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
#44
“People think, ‘Oh, I’m loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.’ Love yourself enough to get up!”
#45
“Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.”
#46
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
#47
“If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be”
#48
“It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.”
#49
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
#50
“If someone says you’re weird, say Thank You.”
#51
“Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.”
#52
“Don’t doubt yourself. That’s what haters are for.”
#53
“Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults.”
#54
“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”
#55
“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
#56
“Experience is merely the name we gave to our mistakes.”
#57
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
#58
“I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.”
#59
“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
#60
“Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.”
#61
“You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.”
#62
“Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you.”
#63
“If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.”
#64
“The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.”
#65
“If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?”
#66
“Suffering is part of our training program for becoming wise.”
#67
“Suffering is part of our training program for becoming wise.”
So, the next time you’re feeling a bit down or just need a boost of positivity, remember these funny self-love quotes. They’re like little drops of joy that can turn your day around and remind you that you’re awesome just the way you are. Embrace the laughter, embrace yourself, and keep spreading those good vibes!
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