55 Funny Quotes About Hate
Welcome to a fun look at “Funny Quotes About Hate.” Hatred is a strong feeling, but sometimes adding a bit of humor can make it easier to understand. These quotes are like clever jokes that show hate and haters in a new light. We’ll explore quotes that make us smile and think about hate in a different way. Let’s jump into a collection of funny quotes about hate that help us see the lighter side of this serious emotion.
#1
“Human beings and snakes can both kill you, with one major difference:
Mouloud Benzadi
Human beings will then walk in your funeral, the snakes won’t!”
#2
“It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.”
Auliq Ice
#3
“If you cannot be positive, then at least be quiet.”
Joel Osteen
#4
“The only way to succeed is to make people hate you. That way, they remember you.”
Josef von Sternberg
#5
“I hate those e-mails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got ten just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. It’s the two from my mum that really hurt.“
Jimmy Carr
#6
“Love your haters – they’re your biggest fans.”
Kanye West
#7
“Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.”
Nishan Panwar
#8
“Respect your haters, they’re the only ones who think you’re better than them.”
Nicki Minaj
#9
“Haters are the people who will broadcast your failures and whisper your success.”
Will Smith
#10
“To anyone that ever told you you’re no good.. they’re no better.”
Hayley Williams
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#11
“The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.”
#12
“If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.”
Miley Cyrus
#13
“Haters don’t hate you. They hate themselves because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.”
#14
“Haters…are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.”
Joe Rogan
#15
“The best way to torture haters is with your happiness. There’s nothing people hate more than seeing you be successful.”
#16
“To hate everything is to be wounded by everything.”
Marty Rubin
#17
“Hating is the sincerest form of flattery, so keep hating; hater.“
#18
“I have insecurities, of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.”
Adele
#19
“Dear hater’s I Couldn’t help but notice that ‘Awesome’ ends with ‘ME’ and ‘Ugly’ starts with ‘U’.“
#20
“You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.”
Wiz Khalifa
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#21
“Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.”
Coco Chanel
#22
“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.”
Drake
#23
“Don’t worry about the haters… They are just angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lie they live.”
Steve Maraboli
#24
“Learn to use the criticism as fuel and you will never run out of energy.”
Orrin Woodward
#25
“Behind every successful person lies a pack of Haters! I love my haters!”
Gloria Tesch
#26
“The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it’s cool.”
Andy Cohen
#27
“I won’t cry for you, my mascara’s too expensive.”
Adriana Lima
#28
“The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.”
Criss Jami
#29
Haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t swim.
#30
Negative people are only happy when they bring you down to their level.
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#31
“People will always have their opinion on you despite who you are and what your capable of. “
–Gloria Tesch
#32
“We can’t control the filters that others choose when they look at us”
Rachel Wolchin
#33
“I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.”
#34
“I hate people who take drugs, like the police, customs, border control…”
#35
“I hate waking up early, but I also hate being late. It’s a lose-lose situation.”
#36
“I hate it when someone steals my ideas before I think of them.”
#37
“I hate it when someone calls me lazy. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
#38
“I hate it when people stare at me while I’m rocking out in my car. Mind your own business, it’s my concert!”
#39
“I hate that moment when you’re about to sneeze, and then it disappears. It’s like the universe just played a sick joke on you.”
#40
“You know you’re awesome when people you don’t even know hate you.”
#41
“I hate it when the cashier’s ask, ‘Is that everything?’ Uhh, no. I’d also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t as well…”
#42
“Don’t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?”
#43
“Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck”
#44
“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.”
#45
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
#46
“You may hate me for being a sarcastic bi…, but I’m the one who gets exactly what I want while you’re still whining about it“
#47
“So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me…on Facebook.”l
#48
“I am not Chuck Norris but I am an expert in killing my haters with my smile.“
#49
“Silent Mode does work. I’m shooting for just 10 more haters. It lets me know I’m doing something right!“
#50
“Haters are our ammunition. They motivate us to continue fighting for our rights. That’s why I continue to share my story.”
Jazz Jennings
#51
“When you’re succeeding, and you’re doing something right… As I’ve got haters, I know I’m doing something right.”
Nikki Bella
#52
“I think that everybody wants to be heard, and the easiest way to be the loudest is to be the hater.“
Tavi Gevinson
#53
“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain… and most do.”
Dale Carnegie
#54
“Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time.”
Drake
#55
“Lord, protect me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies.”
Robert Greene
And that’s the end of our look at “Funny Quotes About Hate.” We’ve had a light and funny glimpse into a complicated feeling. Laughter can sometimes help us deal with negativity, even hate. It’s good to remember that while these quotes made us smile, using humor to handle serious things can be a neat way to handle tough times.
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