45 Funny Good Night Quotes Sweet Dreams and Giggle
If you want to go to bed with a smile and happy thoughts, you’re in the right place! We’ve made a list of really funny and sweet quotes and messages to make your night better and more fun.
Whether you’re getting ready for bed after a long day or telling someone special goodnight, a few light-hearted words can make you feel good. Keep reading for a good laugh and some inspiration at the end of the day!
End your day with a giggle with these funny goodnight messages. Whether you’re saying goodnight to your best friend, partner, or just want to have a little laugh, these jokes and texts will make them burst into laughter.
#1
“Good night my darling, if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.”
#2
“Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.”
#3
“Good night, and drool well. I’d say sleep well, but you sleep less and drool more.”
#4
“Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!”
#5
“I don’t have the energy to talk; this text is more than enough. See you tomorrow. Good night!”
#6
“Don’t waste time thinking on your gone past; instead, kill some mosquitoes with that time so you can sleep better. Good Night!.”
#7
“The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!“
#8
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
– Dr. Seuss
#9
“When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.”
#10
“Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight. Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!”
#11
“The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is by dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!”
#12
“Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!”
#13
“I would message you good night but it’s not a good night yet because if it was a good night, I would be sleeping already and not messaging you.”
#14
“Good night! Please don’t show up in my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight.”
#15
“If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!”
#16
“Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I’m talking in my sleep. Good night!”
#17
“The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?”
#18
“Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!”
#19
“You can sometimes get a good workout by trying to fall asleep.”
#20
“Sleeping is something we all need to do, but you’re especially good at it. So, goodnight!”
#21
“This peaceful night may be quiet, but my thoughts of you are loud and clear. Sleep well, my love.”
#22
“Goodnight, my dear. Remember, be a good boy tonight and keep me on your mind as you drift off to sleep.”
#23
“Want to ensure the best dream ever? Just dream about me, darling. So why wait? Hit the hay and snooze tight!”
#24
“If you’re tossing and turning because of a nightmare, just hit me up. I’ll be your guardian angel in dreamland. Sleep tight, babe.”
#25
“Just wanted to let you know that I’m thinking about you. If you’re up too, text me back to deactivate my “thinking about you” mode. Sweet dreams!”
#26
“Good night, sleep tight and let the drool flow. I would tell you to sleep well but you sleep better when you drool more.”
#27
“You know why we close our eyes when we pray, cry, or dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart. Sleep tight, my love.”
#28
“My dear, even though I’m the better-looking one in our relationship, you gotta take care of yourself too! Time for bed!”
#29
“I love you to the moon and back, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stay up all night just to chat. Gotta catch some Z’s.”
#30
“Babe, don’t let the bed bugs bite. But if they do, just text me and I’ll send my personal exterminator – me.”
#31
“Babe, you’re the most beautiful woman in the world to me, but I don’t want those dark circles around your eyes. Sleep tight, my love!”
#32
“Thinking about you all day must be pretty tiring, so why don’t we meet in dreamland, honey? Goodnight!”
#33
“The only thing more important to me than you is my sleep, so I’m heading to bed. Goodnight.”
#34
“Baby, I can hear your brain buzzing with stress from here. Shut it off for the day and hit the hay already! Sweet dreams, my love.”
#35
“A sleepy message from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say, “Sleep tight, my dear. Goodnight.”
#36
“You’re my best friend but I’m not staying up listening to you complain about your insomnia.”
Funny Good Night Wishes & Messages
#37
“Goodnight my friend, may your pillow be fluffy and your dreams be wild.”
#38
“Sleep in peace tonight, God is bigger than anything you’ll face tomorrow. Goodnight!”
#39
“Goodnight my friend, may your dreams be filled with unicorns, rainbows, and all the pizza you can eat.”
#40
“The sun wouldn’t be red, the sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, if I weren’t disturbing you! Goodnight!”
#41
“As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief, “Take my school bag too, or I’ll wake up my mom.” Goodnight!”
#42
“Saying goodnight isn’t just a formality or a free message. It’s the art of saying that you’re on my mind in my last moments of the day. Sweet dreams!”
#43
“Goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bed bugs Instagram your dreams.”
#44
“Goodnight my friend, may you sleep like a baby, unless you are a baby, then please sleep like an adult.”
#45
“Sleeping costs nothing, what costs is having to get up. See you tomorrow!”
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Feeling bored and worried while living a busy life and doing the same things every day is common. But there’s an easy way to feel better at the end of the day – by sending funny messages before bedtime! Sending these messages is a nice way to check on someone you care about and ask them how their day was.
It’s also a good chance to let your boyfriend or girlfriend know you’re thinking of them, or tell your friends you care about them. And if you send jokes or funny texts to wish them goodnight, it will make them laugh before they go to sleep! So, take a look at the examples above for some fun and creative ideas!
