80+ Funny Dreaming Quotes
Dreams have a way of getting downright silly at times. Whether it’s giving an acceptance speech in Klingon or finding yourself at school in your underwear, we’ve all had absurd nocturnal adventures. Though dreams rarely make much sense, they certainly give us plenty of laughs, especially as we try explaining them over coffee the next morning. Get ready to explore the strange world of dreaming with this wide-awake collection of funny quotes poking fun at all things related to REM cycles.
Funny Dreaming Quotes
#1
“I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”
#2
“By the time my dream came true, I had forgotten what it was about.”
#3
“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.” – Terry Pratchett
#4
“Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a f–king dream, too.” – Sarah Silverman
#5
“I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.”
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#6
“I like my dreams. Reality is for people who can’t handle fantasy.”
#7
“People say follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”
#8
“If you can dream it, you can do it. Unless it’s breathing underwater. That’s just a drowning hazard.”
#9
“Follow your dreams, they know the way… to the fridge, apparently.”
#10
“Those who do not dare to dream, sleep most of the day.” ~ Marleen Loesje
#11
“Dream big. It’s the first step to sleeping comfortably.”
#12
“I keep dreaming I’m a car. I’m tired of waking up exhausted.”
#13
“Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. Especially when your dream is to become a paper airplane champion.”
#14
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.~ Baltasar Gracian
#15
“Dreaming is free therapy, but you get what you pay for.”
#16
“In my dreams, I’m a great singer. In the shower, I’m even better.”
#17
“I dreamed of ruling my own kingdom. But then the cat started meowing and I realized I can’t even get her to listen.”
#18
“Follow your dreams, except for that one where you’re naked at work.”
#19
“I dreamed of performing on Broadway. Then I woke up and realized I can’t even sing in the shower.”
#20
“Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep. ~ Bob Ingman
#21
“I dream of moving to a deserted island. Then I remember I hate sand in my shoes and I reconsider.”
#22
“Don’t stop dreaming just because you had a nightmare. There’s always time for more sleep.”
#23
“My dream is to be all that I can be. Right now, I can be asleep.”
#24
“I have Martin Luther King Jr. dreams…where we all nap in harmony instead of going to work.”
#25
“They say you can be anything in your dreams, so I’m a little disappointed I keep showing up as myself.”
#26
“Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.” ~ William Dement
#27
“I had a dream I was a chef. I was cooking up trouble.”
#28
“They say you should always follow your dreams. But that tip doesn’t work as well now that I have a restraining order.”
#29
“I dreamt of a life filled with adventure. Then my cat woke me up.”
#30
“I dreamed I passed everything in my life with flying colors. Then I woke up and had to take a pass/fail class.”
#31
“I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake.” ~ Rene Descartes
#32
“I had a dream I was a pair of curtains. My therapist says it’s time to pull myself together.”
#33
“I keep dreaming I’m a horse. Is it possible to get a stable sleep?”
#35
“Dreams are nature’s way of making sure we never get too comfortable with our beds.”
Funny Dream Quotes
#36
“In my dreams, I’m funny, charming and witty. Then I wake up and realize I’m still me.”
#37
“Had a dream last night I was a book. It was literally a page turner.”
#38
“My dream job would probably involve sleeping in some capacity.”
#39
“I dream of a world where WiFi is strong and my coffee is stronger.”
#40
“Dreaming is my brain’s favorite way to ignore the alarm clock.”
#41
“I dreamt I was a washing machine. The spin cycle was quite the ride.”
#42
“I had a dream I was a superhero. My superpower was hitting snooze faster than the speed of light.”
#43
“I dream of having a dream I can actually remember. My subconscious needs to work on its short term memory.”
#44
“Dreaming is like a free trial of the afterlife. And I’m really hoping they decide to renew me.”
#45
“If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse.” ~ Walt Disney
#46
“Dreams are like stars – you may never touch them, but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny. Or to the fridge at 3 AM.”
#47
“Night visions promise crazy adventures without ever leaving your bed. Except maybe to pee.“
#48
“Sleep stories feature unlimited budget special effects until morning cuts the funding.“
#49
“In dreams, you’re a Nobel Prize winner, champion athlete and concert pianist. Then you wake up average.“
#50
“Forty winks are like trips to Narnia minus the magical wardrobe required for entry.“
#51
“I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.” ~ Zhuangzi
#52
“In dreams, dance moves are legendary. In reality, flailing limbs nearly break lamps. Whoops.“
#53
“Brain cinema premieres new movies every time you sleep. Too bad you can’t remember the sequels.“
#54
“Adventures only happen at night when alarm clocks can’t interfere with all the fun.“
#55
“There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, “Yes, I’ve got dreams, of course I’ve got dreams.” Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they’re still there.” ~ Erma Bombeck
#56
“Nightly dress rehearsals star you while REM cycles direct to rave reviews that you forget. Bummer.“
#57
“In dreams the DJ with mad skills is you; in life tone deaf is more accurate.“
#58
“The best part about dreams? Snoozing right through problems without solving anything.“
#59
“In dreams, punchlines always land perfectly. In reality, even crickets don’t chirp.“
#60
“Dream snacks never affect your waistline. Too bad they aren’t real at 3 a.m.“
#61
“In dreams, you win every argument. In life, even the cat talks back.“
#62
“Dream logic: Totally normal to fly but haven’t mastered running without tripping.“
#63
“If your dreams came with subtitles, they’d definitely need a comedy warning.“
#64
“Dream jobs: Testing mattresses, pajama designer, professional sleeper. Real jobs: Alarm clock tester.“
#65
“In dreams, you always have the perfect comeback hours after that awkward moment has passed.“
#66
“Nighttime fantasies have no rules – feet can fly and snacks rain down. Then morning ruins the fun.“
#67
“Dreams are made for believers, so have faith that you’ll one day stop showing up naked at work in them.“
#68
“Dreams are free and the matinee shows usually involve flying, so why wake up and ruin it?“
#69
“Each night the costume department outfits you to be king. Daybreak returns you to peasant status as you slog to work.“
#70
“In dreams, you’re a bestselling author. But you wake up and can’t even write a grocery list without writer’s block.“
Dreaming Funny Quotes
#71
“You’re a top secret agent on nighttime missions. But morning reveals you still live in your parent’s basement.“
#72
“Those vivid REM cycles have you commanding armies. Then the cat meows and your authority disappears.“
#73
“In dreams, your comeback lines are legendary. In reality, you think of them on the drive home.“
#74
“Love the adventures as a top secret agent until the morning light reveals you still live with mom. A little awkward for any double-oh spy.“
#75
“Shocking how you rule nations at night but can’t find matching socks when awake. Where’s the royal dresser to pick your outfits?“
#76
“In dreams you’re a celebrity chef whipping up masterpieces. Awake it’s cold cereal and burnt toast. Should’ve written down the recipes!“
#77
“Some dream of fortunes, I dream of pizza.”
#78
“I had a dream about mufflers last night. I woke up exhausted.”
#79
“My dreams are like a good wine. They’re complex, slightly confusing, and often leave me with a headache in the morning.”
#80
“They say you should dream big, but try explaining that to the person next to you on the plane.”
#81
“My dream is to have more dreams. It’s a vicious cycle of napping.”
#82
“I had a dream I was a balloon. I woke up and had to let go of my inflated sense of self.”
#83
“In dreams, your wisecracks leave everyone in stitches. In real life, you couldn’t even make a hyena laugh.“
These hilarious one-liners show that our sleep tales could easily have their own comedy category, with stories ranging from bizarre dreams to comical job aspirations. While dreams may not always reflect reality, they never fail to entertain.
I hope these funny dreaming quotes brought a smile to your face and added some laughter to your day. Just remember not to laugh yourself awake tonight and end the fun prematurely!
Have a good night’s sleep and sweet dreams!
For more interested audience, here is a scholarly article by Jonathan Winson ” The Meaning of Dreams” published in the journal ‘Scientific American.’
