46 Funny 40th Birthday Quotes to Keep the Laughter Rolling!
Hey there, fellow birthday enthusiasts! 🎉 Turning 40 is a big milestone, and what better way to celebrate than with some belly-shaking laughter? We’ve gathered a hilarious collection of “Funny 40th Birthday Quotes” that’ll have you in stitches! Whether you’re looking for witty remarks for your dad, aunt, best friend, or even yourself, we’ve got you covered. Get ready to giggle and share the joy with everyone, as these quotes will surely brighten up any 40th birthday bash. Let’s dive into the fun and spread some birthday cheer! 🎂😄
#1
“Nothing says a 40th birthday like a best friend whose breasts clap when they walk.“
#2
Happy 40th birthday, where your only source of pleasure from now on will be the Doctor’s lubed finger fiddling your prostate every 2 years.”
#3
“Happy 40th Birthday. You’re still as beautiful as the day I married you. Although saying that, you did have a veil over your face.“
#4
“Here’s to another 40 years of you being my sister. Can’t wait to be cleaning up your dribble when you’re 80.“
#5
“Give us a smile for your 40th Dad before you lose all your teeth.“
#6
“You may start to notice changes, as you enter decade four, but no you haven’t grown a tail, it’s your balls dragging on the floor“‘
#7
“Yes you may be 40, but please do not despair. It only means your tits will sag and you’ll get lots of thick grey hair.“
#8
“Happy 40th Birthday Hubby, I’m glad you’re the old looking one in our relationship.“
#9
“You’ve reached the age where it’s now cringe to say Lads! Lads! Lads!“
#10
“You’ve always been a sexy man, now you’re a sexy OLD man.”
#11
“You can’t put your lippy on too fast at your age, you’ll pull a muscle. “
#12
“Madonna’s still whipping her tits out at 63, so there’s hope for you yet.“
#13
“Happy 40th Birthday Sis, time to get the granny stockings out.“
#14
“To one old cow from another. Happy 40th Birthday to a special friend.“
#15
“You’ve been on this earth for over 14,600 rotations. Are you feeling dizzy yet?“
#16
“It’s now acceptable to use phrases like ‘back in my day’ “
#17
“I was having a good day and then I remembered you were 40. My sincerest condolences. “
#18
“Just when you think life couldn’t get any worse, you turn 40.“
#19
“You’re 7 years older than Jesus when he died. That’s probably because a load of Romans have no interest in nailing you.“
#20
“Happy 40th Birthday. Give those parts a workout before they rust.”
#21
“Don’t worry 40’s the new 30. It’s not but it’s fun to tell yourself that.“
#22
“Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together – then your body starts falling apart.”
#23
“You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.”
#24
“Four decades old and you’re still a fucking calamity. “
#24
“It’s not paint, you’re going grey. “
#25
“40 might sound old but…. nah I’ve got nothing. It’s old.“
#26
“Get that lady petrol down your neck, you’re going to need a jump start at your age.”
#27
“Happy 40th birthday old wrinkle face. Time to start whacking bulldog clips to the back of your neck. “
#28
“Happy 40th birthday bestie, now’s the time for that face-lift.“
#29
“One minute you’re knee deep in dick, the next you’ve got deep vein thrombosis.”
#30
“Prince William is 40 as well, that’s literally the only similarity between your life and his.“
#31
“Go out there and grab 40 by the balls. The wrinkly, tired old saggy balls. “
#32
“Plenty of people will turn 40 this year. And they’ll whine and moan about it. Because that’s what old people do.”
#33
“Some birthday advice: don’t run upstairs right before you have to blow out 40 candles.”
#34
“Welcome to your 40’s. You and the couch are in a relationship.”
#35
“Warning: 40 is the age when you can have obvious panty lines even with no panties.”
#36
“Just something to think about: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.”
#37
“If you don’t get any respect when you’re 40, it means that you’re also a parent.”
#38
“The key to being a young 40 is having friends much older than you are.”
#39
“By your 40s, you don’t want to be with the cool people; you want to be with your people.”
#40
“If you’re 40 and slowing down isn’t an option, you might want to think twice about making U-turns.”
#41
“Welcome to your 40s. Your gum’s flavor outlasts your chewing stamina now.”
#42
“Having to blow out 40 candles on your birthday this year? I guess then we’ll know whether you truly are a windbag.”
#43
“When you’re 40, don’t worry about being over the hill. At least you’re not still climbing it.”
#44
“When you’re 40, you have so much to look forward to – like a little peace and quiet when all the kids move out.”
#45
“I used to like candles, but that was before I was 40, and they almost burned up my cake.”
#46
“The forties are pretty much like the thirties, except it takes longer to recover from a big party. And you start to get more sensible tattoos.”
You may like these amazingly funny posts:
